MERRY CHRISTMAS!! My hard work has at long last paid off. The loot is mine, all mine! After many weeks of vigilant and determined commitment to my task (those diapers aren't going to fill themselves you know?), I have been adequately compensated with this Christmas onesie that is sure to set the fashion world on fire in the coming months. I am a budding fashionista thanks to the handiwork of my first mate.I must admit that I am very grateful to be surrounded by such loving company this Christmas. Though they tend to fall prey to my schemes all too easily, my first mate and father are quite wonderful and leave me wanting for very little in my relatively short time away from my home country.
PS. A special Christmas praise to my P.I.C, Murphy. He has proven to be a commendable companion without whom this family simply could not function.
PPS. There's talk of another baby who everyone seems to be talking about and has very nearly stolen my spotlight. I must have a chat with this Jesus fellow or at least his mother, Mary to see if this will be a recurring event. Not that I'm wholly unwilling to share some of my spotlight, but a schedule will need to be worked out. He and his mother certainly sound like rather cordial and accommodating people.
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