Thursday, December 1, 2016

Captain's Log: Guest Author

Hello. Murphy Jordan Robinson (adopted Lalor) here. My parents have yet to spend the time to legally change my name, so a Robinson I remain. 

Times, they are a changing. A new creature has entered our household, and she, to date, seems to be of a similar social class to myself. My parents ply her with treats at quite an astonishing rate, so I am paying due attention to learn from her ways. 

However, I still far surpass her capabilities in the napping department. Perhaps she will observe my natural talents, and apprentice in them. 

Her presence has elicited quite strange behavior in my parents, not the least of which is AWFUL British accents. Has the creature come from abroad? 

For now, I keep watch from a distance, learning what this creature is capable of. I have heard legends of small humans who throw human food to the ground at all hours, and hope to soon learn if she is one of their kind. 


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